Tonight

I am going to freeze my face off tonight. After this I will no longer be able to use my face. It will be damaged beyond fixing.

This I don't mind.

But if I don't get to see 35+ running plays out of our offense, swear to fucking Jesus, I am going down onto the field and body slamming Bruce Arians.

The Browns were the 29th worst team against the run before they lost Shaun Rogers for the season. Now they're unreasonably bad. Ward is out. There are going to be ridiculous gusts of wind throughout. There is NO reason not to run run run. It's the motherfucking Browns!!! RUN ON THEM!